Hugh Monteith
10:41 Thu Oct 16
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Reverse polarity. And lilac is its colour of choice.
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worm
10:34 Thu Oct 16
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why is the Milka cow lilac?
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Hugh Jargon
10:32 Thu Oct 16
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Why did the twin towers melt at the base of the building when the heat was so high up?
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Hugh Monteith
10:17 Thu Oct 16
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Its to do with a shite background and your knockknees
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worm
10:10 Thu Oct 16
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bruuuno 10:53 Wed Oct 15
Because you didnt wipe your arse properly yesterday and haven't washed today.
You filthy cunt.
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bruuuno
10:53 Wed Oct 15
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Why do I always have skid marks after a night out even if I haven't had a shit?
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mashed in maryland
10:07 Wed Oct 15
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ohgodno 4:29 Wed Oct 15
cholo 4:09 Wed Oct 15
Think I remember Derren Brown doing something like this once.
Fascinating stuff.
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subcutaneous
9:10 Wed Oct 15
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Of course there is a God. Who do you think created the Big Bang?
He did that on the Monday.
HTH
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Jasnik
8:56 Wed Oct 15
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Q: There’s definitely been no sign of Edmund.
P: I fear not, Ma’am.
Q: Why (??) he vanished? Simply vanished…
P: Like an old oak table…
Q: *Vanished*, Lord Percy — not *varnished*.
P: Forgive me, My Lady, but my Uncle Bertram’s old oak table completely
vanished. ‘Twas on the night of the great Stepney fire. And on that
same terrible night, his house and all his other things completely
vanished too. So did he, in fact. It was a most perplexing mystery.
Q: Lord Percy?
P: Yes?
Q: It’s up to you: either you can shut up, or you can have your head cut off.
P: (squints, thinks very long and hard about it) I’ll shut up.
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New Jersey
7:34 Wed Oct 15
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That we will lose to Burnley on Saturday as they haven't won yet, just like we all knew Diame would score against us in his first game for Hull!
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Swiss.
6:08 Wed Oct 15
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If only I could harness my telekenic powers. I could make a roulette ball land on a number of my choice and make even the widest of shots from our strikers curve wickedly in to the net.
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ohgodno
4:29 Wed Oct 15
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cholo 4:09 Wed Oct 15
So it's possible to mess with peoples heads so they experience things arse-about-tit. If there were a way of inducing that in people one could appear psychic and god-like.
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cholo
4:09 Wed Oct 15
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Ohgodno
I've had the experience of dreaming that my phone was ringing and waking me up, then as soon as I'm awake the phone starts ringing.
That's the same phenomenom, the brain not quite being able to work out the order of events.
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ajc123
4:04 Wed Oct 15
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Does this count:
Stewart Downing believes West Ham can 'aim for Europe'
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ohgodno
3:07 Wed Oct 15
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mashed in maryland 3:06 Wed Oct 15
First thing I checked. CCTV was real time.
For about 3 weeks I began to believe I had magic powers. Entirely useless magic powers.
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mashed in maryland
3:06 Wed Oct 15
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Either that or there was a delay on the CCTV
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ohgodno
3:00 Wed Oct 15
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I used to work in a hostel at nights and sleep there. The residents would always forget their keys and ring a fucking massively loud bell to get in. I could see the door step via CCTV. I used to be woken up by the bell, look at the CCTV and then see the residents bounding up the steps to push the bell. I couldn't for the life of me work out what was going on and how I was hearing the bell before it was being pushed.
Then someone told me that the bits of my brain where not all waking at the same time and the bit that organizes what I was remembering was getting to the party slightly later than the rest and bit groggy and basically saying "fuck it good enough" and going back to sleep.
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Swiss.
2:23 Wed Oct 15
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De ja vu happens when you're rtired. Slight delay between brain and eye functions makes you think you've seen it before.
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Westham67
2:18 Wed Oct 15
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Obviously you can't cater for Psychopaths and serial killers , but do those people feel "Good Karma" or are they in a living hell with inner torment (bad Karma), I'd say they probably are
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Blunders
2:17 Wed Oct 15
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I believe in angels
Na na na na-na
Something good in everything I see
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AfM
2:15 Wed Oct 15
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munkyfunk 2:09 Wed Oct 15
http://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/deja-vu.htm
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